Coolympics in Calibjornia

Okay, here's the deal. The Olympics are not cool. They are old fashioned, yesterdays news and out of style, pretty much. So therefore, to show how thrilling a modern sports Olympics could be, I will promote the sports that would be included if I had a say. To start out, here is the grand old daddy of Big Air skateboarding, Danny Way, in a bad crash. He would most likely have won gold in the Coolympics.